Duquesne Incline is a funicular scaling

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The Duquesne Incline is a funicular scaling Mount Washington near the South Side neighborhood of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States.

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KH Tower is a 36-storey, 152 m (499 ft) tall skyscraper in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Between 1983 and 1984, it was the tallest building in Malaysia, the second to surpass the height of 150 m (490 ft). It was also noted to be the first glass-clad skyscraper in the country.

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